Written and performed by Lucas Myers.

HELLO BABY answers the burning question of what happens when a self-involved man-child becomes a new father as well as providing helpful hints for other fathers-to-be such as: “Is your life as you know it really over?” And “Can you safely operate a 3D printer/belt sander/breast pump on two hours sleep?”  And “Is it really possible to become so obsessed with bowel movements that you a make up little nicknames for them? Like ‘Jerome’?  Or Kathy?”  All the things you were afraid to ask in prenatal class will be answered, and more!

Featuring original tunes What If, Nobody Warned Me Bout the Drool, and Yes Honey I’d Be More Than Happy To Make Dinner And Hand Wash All These Cloth Diapers As Soon As I Finish Giving You A Back Rub And Vacuuming The Floor Again Because You Are Hyper Paranoid About Germs, Really I Would, No, I’m Not Just Saying That Because I Think Its What You Want to Hear, I Want to Do It, Look, I’m Doing It Right Now, See?

Starring a cast of eclectic characters, and featuring Lucas Myers’ hilarious and unique brand of observational humor, this is one lecture you won’t want to miss. Please note: This performance is not suitable for childrenWARNING: POWER TOOLS, PHYSICS, PARTIAL NUDITY.